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Canada's History

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?
by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010
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"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."
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The Canada Heat Wave

The heat wave is like if the devil put his nut sac up to a fan and decided to blast it up to the place known for being cold.
"Hey dale the overworld has been boring lately what can you do about that" " we can shoot down a plane and pin the blame on a random country just like the start of 2020" " your a fucking idiot nothing happend last time we did that" "well canada has had a really long winter so maybe we can crank the average tempature up 15 degrees" " you genius Dale this is why your My sex slave". The Canada Heat Wave
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Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.
by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010
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Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
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When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.
That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History
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This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.
Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!
by Murdock February 4, 2010
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