canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.

The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History

by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010

Canada

A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.

Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”

by superevilgenius April 17, 2021

Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.

I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History

by Bachmelle February 5, 2010

canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine

person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?

by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023