rich tea

A person who is just plain boring, always the one of the group who is quiet and who is chosen last. Often has no personality and is just bland.

"Did you take that girl out last night?"

"Yeah, but she was such a rich tea."
"Oh fuck."

by RichTea123 April 20, 2017

tweaker tea

iced tea that is amazing and gets you going like nothing eles.. better then rebull:o

ah shit den im going off that tweaker tea. dude its to bad brayden cant handle his tweaker tea:(

by (; click January 28, 2009

bubble tea

when a girl jacks your penis off in between the crack of her ass!!!!

Damn, this girl gave me a bubble tea backwards the other night!!!!!

by Ken Carino February 29, 2004

tea kramer

A girl whose high school nickname was "The Triangle" and whose boyfriend often offers himself to other girls because he does not respect her what so ever. Because of that, she is usually cranky and self-conscious, which can be fatal in combination with her mental disorder.

- Does that boy over there have a girlfriend?
- I think he does, but his girlfriend is one of those tea kramers, so you just go ahead!

-Omg, look at that girl standing there, what's wrong with her body?
- Yeah, she really does look like a triangle with that big head, wide shoulders and skinny legs!

by tea_kr April 25, 2010

Bon apple tea

when like the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bon apple tea it's like French or some shit

This food looking gooder den a bitch. Bon apple tea nigga

by Andrewkayvoninsta August 25, 2016

Tea cake

Someone who ate all the pies

fatty want a tea cake

by Tom Blug Bloor September 5, 2003

green tea bitch

Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)

This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.

A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.

"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".

by BlueElf August 7, 2016