Pop-tech

Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.

Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."

Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"

Tumbleweeds.

by KnightSmithJones December 13, 2014

V-tech

Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.

15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"

by Hendobp March 28, 2016

New Tech Culture

Bridging the gap between group work and learning as a family. Can include social events, family time, and freedom to work how you want

New Tech Culture-Damn, New Tech be swimming in that culture.

by rileytea37231 May 12, 2017

Janky Tech

using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.

Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!

by DerpBlerpMcGee October 3, 2017

Revak Tech

Pinnacle of bad video content

Dude that video was bad it's a Revak Tech

by HarambeIsBaeCazoSucksMe November 6, 2017

Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble

(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face

by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018

Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.

That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.

by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018