cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Pulled a singed

When one sustains a fart whilst walking/running. Refers to singed from league of legends when he uses his poison trail. Fart is usually juicy in nature

Duuude that guy in front of us definitely pulled a singed just now.

by Constipated Penguin March 8, 2015

A Peezy-sliner

A small, modest amount of something.

When asked about dessert -"I'm stuffed. I'll just have a peezy-sliner."

by WickedWillyMeanNotFilly March 3, 2018

Vegetable Pussy Singer

A singer who always sucks in live concert (without vocal edition).

Kris Wu is vegetable pussy singer but he believes he represent the future of Chinese Hip-Hop.

by Dickhead Wu July 31, 2018

slining the slanger

to beat the beat

im slining the slanger

by pok2mon._• September 13, 2018

Alicia Pop Singer

A girl that a game developer, known as Luke, simps for. She's a pop singer that never sings and is the main love interest in Harmony of Love: An Alicia dating sim

Luke: isn't Alicia Pop Singer adorable??

Me: SIMMMMPPP

by TheSecretImpostor February 5, 2021

Brazilian Nut Sling

A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.

Hey mat my girl just gave me a Brazilian Nut sling, my balls still hurt something fierce

by Strikegold August 23, 2021