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Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.
Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.
by elcryZ March 30, 2024
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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
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Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"
by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018
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Nocturnal Shopping™

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out
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muffin shop

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"
by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018
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