Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.

My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying

by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022

Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.

Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor

by Sebi “sexiest man alive” crex December 30, 2022

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Drop-shop

A very British term Meaning when you are too young to buy an item ie alcohol or cigs and you wait outside the shop for someone of age to buy it for you and you provide the money or if they are a Beaut they’ll pay

“Have you got any alcohol ? “
“Nah mate gonna have to just drop-shop and hope for the best “

by Lalapeterpoo October 9, 2021

flackoid Shop

Where the women dig up a body and rim it and then unload in her mouth then slurp it out after.

I’m gonna go rim And slurp a load out of someone Mouth (gru flackoid shop)

by Niggerish July 23, 2021

gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.

Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021