Easter Selfie

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015

Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina

hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie

by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019

Seat belt selfie

Term for person (usually women) who only take selfies while in a car or driving and nowhere else, with the seat belt neatly across the chest. Person may have self image issues and feel hidden somewhat by being in a vehicle as they post no other type of self pictures.

What do you think of the new girl, Debbie? She looks kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with all the seat belt selfies on her Facebook page.

by Lazy_Tiger July 18, 2016

Carousel of Self Pleasure

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.

-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.

by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017

get on down with your bad self

this means to continue doing whatever u re doing cause its too cool and no one else can do it like you do

just get on down with your bad self!no one can stop you!

by QCCE May 20, 2018

self glorification

Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.

Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."

The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"

by Towelie of the Tabard September 17, 2007