sloppy seconds

having sex with a friend's ex

I can't believe you're gonna takin sloppy seconds!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.

I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

second-hand smoke

the wafting smell from one stall to the next that occurs while moving one's bowels in a public restroom.

"Dude, that is nasty!"

"Yeah bro, and that's just the second-hand smoke you're getting. It's 10 times worse at ground zero."

by jeremyf October 9, 2007

Secondary Fat Basket

The fat/skin roll on a morbidly fat person that hangs over their genitals and sways as they walk.

My god, look at the secondary fat basket on that bastard over there..how the hell does he take a piss?

by Ultimate Step Dad March 13, 2008

second hand smack

1. When you bitch smack someone twice. Right then left, left then right, or twice with the same hand.

2. Dope that has been stepped on

1. I am about second hand smack that guy over there talking to my ex.

2. How many hands has this second hand smack been passed through?

by guy in your 4th period July 30, 2009

Seconds Girl

A girl that on first look is hot but once you take a second look your no so sure any more.

At the footy..
Wow she was hot.. uh wait nah seconds girl

by LAHNSTRAN November 23, 2009

Secondhand Pancakes

when you take a girl out to a night club and then to the after party. Than take her out for pancakes after the party, and then she throws up the pancakes, and wants to kiss you.

Secondhand Pancakes: when a girl throws up pancakes and wants to kiss you!

by BlankImage March 5, 2010