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There is porn of it, no exceptions. It is an internet based "rule" derived from a set of generalizations about things you will find on the internet, this one basically referring to how no movie, show, books, or especially children's cartoon is safe from having porn drawn of its characters. It is usually accompanied by people who claim viewing it has "raped their childhoods."
If there is no porn of it, which is of course impossible, it invokes rule35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made.
Guy 1: There is no porn of The Lion King. It's a child's cartoon!

Guy 2: Have some rule34. *shows porn*

Guy 1: Nooo, my childhood! *cry*
by Durking July 6, 2008
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Rule 66

The 66th rule of the Internet, which states that if it exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.
Bob: "Man, I just heard this great song by the Streets!"
Joe: "Rule 66."
Bob: "Ok." *five minutes of searching SoundCloud
Bob: "Here you go."
Joe: "Hey, this is awesome!"
by SativaScott November 12, 2010
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20 minute rule

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.
Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."
by Raab70 December 17, 2008
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Ja Rule Hater

1.One who has the common sense not to like wankster rap, and hip-hop with pop singers in it.
2. Someone who knows what a real murdereris, and knows that it does not include short midgets that sing with pop stars, and rely on Irv Gotti for excessive amounts of extacy pills.
Eminem and 50 cent are ja rule haters. They make real rap, and know real rap when they see it.
by rebel_guy August 11, 2004
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Rule 1993

Rule 1993 states that in comparison to most other players you will suck at a online videogame.

1993 being the year Doom came out and and people were first able to get their asses shot of by some fat guy in Austin.

Collary 1: some people are actually good but they usually have no life.

Collary 2: if you get discouraged by reapeatedly failing at a game see Collary1

Collary 3: Unless you suck monkey nuts there will be others who are worse than you.

Collary 4: In some amazing defiance of reality most pro gamers actually have a life and/or look pretty good.
Dude one: {gets halo 3 and starts to play online}
Alright lets play;

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Dude 2: don't feel bad man, rule 1993
by Bonkai! October 20, 2009
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Runescape

An MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) created by Jagex Ltd, a game developing team who doesn't give a shit about their players, pursues their own greedy wants, and believes their players are all incapable of thinking. This game has become overrun by annoying brats and little kids. There are two versions: P2P (Pay to play) and F2P (Free to play). With P2P you get more of everything. This used to be a great game back before 2007, but since then it has gone downhill due to the ridiculous changes made by Mod MMG, the chief developer. I advise you to not play this game. You may get addicted, and in the end you'll find yourself hating Jagex and/or Runescape and being bored of the game because they changed or completely got rid of something you loved, and you'll have wasted all that time.
Older players:
Player 1: "Dude, Runescape sucks now."
Player 2: "I know, that's why I quit yesterday. I can't believe I wasted all that time on it though."

Younger kids, new players:
Child 1: "Oh coolz this game iz so fun!"
Child 2: "I know, let's ask our mommies to make us members!"
by wannabehacker November 1, 2010
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Hitler Rule

The law that states that all persons comparing their opponents in an argument or debate to the infamous Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) is a tool, jerk, douche, etc. This person immediately forfeits the argument.
Person A: Dude, the dress code is so stupid. It's like it was written by Hitler.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.

Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.
by Roger McChicken Smodger April 24, 2011
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