Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

Post-Burnout Anxiety

Post-Burnout Anxiety (PBOA) is the feelings of anxiety one might experience after having recovered from burnout, while attempting to reenter the workforce.

PBOA is a sub-type of PTSD.

“My last work environment was so toxic, I’m having post-burnout anxiety about what the next environment might be like.”
“I’m having PBOA thinking about returning to a 9 to 5 position.”

by scifo August 12, 2019

Post Fuck Cuddle

After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.

"Hey bro how did that date go?"

"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle

by elgrandegallonegro February 5, 2014

post-cum wisdom

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.

Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??

by The smartest and wisest February 10, 2019