radioactive poop

poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.

jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.

by senjean March 13, 2010

Poop Spit

When poop hits the water in the toilet and splashes your butt

Poop Spit is when you poop in the toilet and the water splashes up and hits your butt

by Daisy Mae 2005 February 19, 2011

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011

poop in a bag

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007

poop on a stick

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

by Topher the great October 21, 2007

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

Poop Dupe

When the girl sneakingly puts his dick in her asshole thinking that he's fucking her pussy

After we were done with the porn she told me that she performed a poop dupe on you.

by HandleBarJones July 28, 2017