peanut

a person (generally a woman) who likes to be peed/pissed and nutted inside of

her: "I'm your little peanut"

him: "Yes you are"

by itzthtguy November 16, 2023

Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread

He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner

by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024

Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average

Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!

by frontflip January 14, 2024

Skin Peanut

A flaccid Penis that resembles a peanut.

My boyfriend has a big ass dick, but when it shrinks down it looks just like a little skin peanut.

by Hot mitt January 30, 2024

Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!

I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

Peanut Head

A stupid/dense person

That guy is a peanut head for not obeying the traffic lights

by Japan ball nauttp NATHDTC December 14, 2022

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022