peanut

someone with an abnormally small head. Often shaped like a peanut

'woow look at that peanut... its so small'
or
'omg look at that nut'

by peanutbutterjellytimeisthebest October 27, 2009

Rogue Peanut

(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.

A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.

by Diondege June 1, 2010

Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.

Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.

by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010

Peanut dunking

When you put you peanut ( in it's shell) in the hole of your dick then jacking off to get it out

Dude have you been peanut dunking it feels amazing.

Mmmmm peanut dunking

by Wolfmanbark November 2, 2017

mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!

mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

by helloelijahajdhsh March 6, 2024

cheesy peanut

Cheesy peanut is a peanut who is very 'cheesy'.
A peanut made of cheese.

cheesy peanut is also known as deez nuts as
cheesy peanut→cheesy nut→cheese nuts→cheez nuts→deez nuts.

You can call your friend as a cheesy peanut to annoy them

You're such a cheesy peanut

by bleudawgwoof January 30, 2022

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.

“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024