Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 11, 2021
Dude, that flight attendant totally peanutized me in the bathroom. I still haven't found that last peanut yet.
by Dominazn September 23, 2015
When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry
Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!
by KlttyMeowMeow August 30, 2021
my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 14, 2024
A person whom lacks cognitive skills associated with doing just about anything in life. He/she is typically always being clowned on. They lack common sense, and They typically have a Low IQ, similar to a peanut. That’s just all they know. Peanuts. Because they’re peanut brained.
I told that peanut ass nigga that he shouldn’t have smoked that shake, now he’s tweaking on the street sending and deleting snaps from the group chat that he meant to send to the hoes.
by sillyahhnickel July 20, 2024
It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me
by IMDC_Original March 03, 2022