I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Bananamug. A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions
Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!
by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021
Get the Peanut Ticklermug. Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.
My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.
by socrasstitties June 3, 2018
Get the Peanut Butter Gulagmug. by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019
Get the peanut pinapplemug. This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
Get the Peanut butter passoutmug. A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019
Get the Peanutsmug. Cheesy peanut is a peanut who is very 'cheesy'.
A peanut made of cheese.
cheesy peanut is also known as deez nuts as
cheesy peanut→cheesy nut→cheese nuts→cheez nuts→deez nuts.
You can call your friend as a cheesy peanut to annoy them
A peanut made of cheese.
cheesy peanut is also known as deez nuts as
cheesy peanut→cheesy nut→cheese nuts→cheez nuts→deez nuts.
You can call your friend as a cheesy peanut to annoy them
by bleudawgwoof January 30, 2022
Get the cheesy peanutmug.