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chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
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peanut gang

A crazy person that's the leader of a gang or crew or conglomerates
Damn homie straight peanut gang leader bro!
by Benisenvy May 3, 2023
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Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
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Peanut Head

That guy is a peanut head for not obeying the traffic lights
by Japan ball nauttp NATHDTC December 14, 2022
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peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
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Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"
I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken
by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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