side paper poo

Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.

Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.

by starkasm September 2, 2010

hanging paper

When you fart and shit at the same time and spray chunks onto the sides of the toilet that don't get flushed away.

Dude, some one was hanging paper in the bathroom.

by Tgbiggin August 27, 2015

Ass Wipe Paper

Another way to say toilet paper

I need some ass wipe paper

by (534nz4)(20th century, +85 years) February 1, 2008

Plunge My Paper

Something friends do at parties when drunk off your face or when really bored off your face.
Get a plunger and put it in between your legs. Get toilet paper and put it inbetween your legs.
Try to get the stick of the plunger in the whole of the toilet paper, Like your humping somebody.

Emma : Let's play Plunge My Paper!
Heather : Bahaha! For sureee!
Chelsea : I'm not lesbian man!

by BeanerNigger August 3, 2009

Tall paper

When you have a stack of thirty or more bills of $20's, $50's and $100's unfolded held together by a rubberband.

That dude at the bar just pulled out that tall paper on them chicks.

by Prezalenie October 3, 2007

drop paper

To spend a lot of money. Usually this is done at a bar when buying numerous drinks. One hand holds the money palm up, while the other hand flicks money into the barmaid's face.

"Mate, I dropped bare paper last night"

"Wanna go drop paper on some VKs?"

by Abben223 February 4, 2009

booger paper

when you run out of tissue to blow your nose so you use a piece of paper. preferably lined. hence booger paper.

Bob: Shit we're out of klenex!
John: Its okay man just use some paper.
Tim: Haha. You mean booger paper :)

by urbandictionary_user_since2009 January 23, 2010