The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.
by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025

by BrunoKnows July 16, 2024

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Slang turn for a family member or close friend. Action made when you hook your arm around the back of the neck
resting arm and hand on friends opposite shoulder forming a close embrace like a heterosexual half man on man hug
resting arm and hand on friends opposite shoulder forming a close embrace like a heterosexual half man on man hug
by Betterlivingthroughchemistry@ January 19, 2018

by yummy ass March 26, 2020

A word often used by the youth of Melbourne (13-17) meaning a long make out session (around 30-70 seconds) with additional touching people will usually brag about hooking.
Scenario 1
Will: omg did you hook with her
Ben: no not yet
Scenario 2
Sophie: omg guess what
Emma: what
Sophie: me and Ben met up and hooked like 10 times
Will: omg did you hook with her
Ben: no not yet
Scenario 2
Sophie: omg guess what
Emma: what
Sophie: me and Ben met up and hooked like 10 times
by Oml_jesusishere October 19, 2018

by Gessa2 December 2, 2016
