Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Bottom out a shot glass

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.

Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!

by BarryBod October 25, 2023

Girl with the glass jaw

A girl with a lot of mouth on her.

Despite her crude mouth, the girl with the glass jaw had always had a delicate jaw. Her mother did her best to protect her well enough that she could keep her mouth running all the time.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Passed Glass

Much like passed gas but when you fart it hurts.

That fart hurt so much, it feels like I just passed glass.

by Hollyfcknrae September 14, 2019

Glass Rasnick

The Glass Rasnick is a date rape drug used ON men almost exclusively BY women. It is a combination of Roofies and Viagra.

"Dude, how was the date last night?"

"The bitch Glass Rasnick'd me! I don't know whether to feel violated or happy!"

by Cynicalman1972 July 25, 2012

blue glasses

POV: you’re totally tubular guy/gal.

“dude she’s so blue glasses.”
“totally.”

by milleeimani June 26, 2022

Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024