by freakyjazzy November 27, 2009
different than driving; when the road is moving in front of you while operating a vehicle (esp. while state of being is intoxicated or otherwise enhanced), and you react to it on auto-pilot rather than actually paying attention
fuck, bryan, after i ate those mushrooms last night on my way home i was just kinda keeping up with the road.
by alle_mackone87 April 11, 2011
A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination
Ugh... it's road construction season again.
by Jerry Blerg March 01, 2017
When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
by willthesoundman October 09, 2017
A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.
Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”
Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”
Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”
Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
by Johhnzzy April 12, 2019
A Super Nintendo rally racing game involving Toyota trucks. It features an over-head view. You race against 3 other trucks as you earn money to upgrade your truck. Steering is relative to where you're facing.
by Squeegee September 02, 2006
when a girl or guy gives you head while she is driving and you are in the passanger seat, and as they are going down on you, you call out the directions and when to stop and go
by Daniel Scragg February 22, 2007