Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus

I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.

by Ergendwen August 14, 2017

Wheels

A vehicle that has wheels.

Hey bro, you got wheels? I need a ride to the hood.

by Fart_A_La_Cart March 26, 2023

Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.

Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”

by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.

Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.

by B4dsx August 22, 2020

3rd wheeling

The soul purpose of trying to steal the boy while making the girlfriend mad at all times

isaac is 3rd wheeling and trying to steal andrew to piss alexis off

by brodskoo December 28, 2023

put the wheels on

Used in hockey, means to speed up, go harder and faster. Female hockey players use the term "heels to wheels" to describe how they go from girly to badass.

Put the wheels on dude!

by HockeyGirl21 March 11, 2014