Girl Blast

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Review blast

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.

The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.

by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025

Baja Blasting

Aggressively fingering a butthole on a beach in the Caribbean.

My girl isn't ready for sex yet, but she's always down for a baja blasting.

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Nose blasting

Aggressively doing cocaine, typically with friends. Usually done in large amounts.

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"

by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

chunky nut blast

Goku used this move on Chichi, which produced Gohan. Years later, Goten as well.

"WOW Chichi, that was a good chunky nut blast!"

by OkamiODonnell March 4, 2019

sapper blast

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.

Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.

Bend over, here it comes again.

Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!

by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021