Nudered

The act of killing someone's sausage while nude. Like murdered but specifically for sausages.

I'm going to nudered you so hardo, after you won't be able to have kids anymore.

by Darth Boba Maul Fett January 9, 2019

Nipple Number

Purple Nurple

I gave Jimmy a nipple number, that is where I twist his nipple.

by Tristiepie January 3, 2015

Number 3

noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate

Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."

"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."

by Fob Star November 3, 2009

rule number 1

Rule number black dick is the best dick

Rule number 1. Look at that black guy, I bet he's good in bed.

by Mozillapussykilla November 3, 2013

Number 1

Number 1
slang used as a way to insult somone

You number 1

by A Lad in hand December 18, 2018

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 20, 2008

rolling numbers

Incestuous masturbation, more specifically masturbation inspired by hearing one's parents rolling on the couch

When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

by Rick Nielsen July 20, 2008