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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
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To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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The president has no ink.

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor's new clothes".
"The President has no ink."
by tdurden1982 September 5, 2019
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austin has sideburns

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Ha Nhu

A Very Violent Little Girl With An Adittude Very Picky She Likes To Torture Hamsters And Make Them Her Toy She Is Not A Very Hard Worker So She Will Not Make A Very Good Wife
Husband-Hey Baby Can You Wash The Dishes

Ha Nhu-No I Want To Lay On The Couch

Husband-Fine Then Im Breaking Up With You

Ha Nhu- I Can Do Better Without You
by Joker9432 December 10, 2012
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Ha!

Ope! You said it on the video right after I posted the thing!
Hym "Ha! That's great! You said it right after I said my thing! Hahaha! Very clever."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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