Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017

Skuttle Muffin

A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.

Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.

by Kaytee strapon May 25, 2011

Twat muffin

A person named Tosha Monique

Tosha is a big ole twat muffin!

by 584 346 June 20, 2019

Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

egglish muffin

a muffin sandwich containing eggs with or without additional ingredients eg. ham, cheese, bacon.

cheese egglish muffin

by rrocket_man September 7, 2010

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

smol muffin

Smol muffin is a nickname for a persons partner in life. Use when they are small and so cute .

I luv my girl smol muffin she small and just so cute

by Paper muffins465 December 4, 2017