Minionillion

The amount of money that the hit film Minions: Rise of gru has grossed in the box office. A constantly growing exponential number.

Bob: how much did the film Minions: Rise of Gru gross in the box office?
Stuart: Idk, ask Kevin.
Kevin: it was around one Minionillion dollars.

by The gentle minion July 11, 2022

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

minikoo

Something with 2 legs and 2 arms

“A minikoo has 2 arms and 2 legs, minikoo, minikoo, minikoo, HAHAHA

by alexiscool123 August 28, 2022

mining the vein

The act of scooping out and eating all the good parts of ice cream contained in the swirling ribbon of caramel, fudge, nuts, or other mixed-in ingredients, while eating from a container of ice cream. Analogous to a miner following and excavating a vein rich in precious metals or gemstones, leaving the less desired ore behind.

“My pint of Ben & Jerry’s is all picked through with holes in it and looks like Swiss cheese. My wife must’ve been mining the vein of fudge and nuts.”

by Casademilsuenos December 29, 2022

Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Pistol Ministry

Definition: Killing someone for not converting to your certain belief, religion, and or cult.

Background: In the old west, cowboys would shoot Native Americans that wouldn't convert to Christianity.

That man's pistol ministry has had a drastic effect on the Native American culture.

by Eeth'n January 16, 2005

scabby minion

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !

stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!

by cloda May 21, 2006