Melanie
Melanie is a very good friend. She'll buy you food, she'll give you hugs, lots of love, be there for you through extremely hard times through a lot of bullshit, and ...be a sister to you. The best sister ever. Her tittys are 36d and she’s insane and will be very mad if you disappoint her. She can be a bit to much for some some she is short and has a metal water bottle for some special She is pretty wise she ...knows how to guide you through lifeeee...! She's beautiful as hell. Though she sometimes doesn't see it. :/ But it's clear to see. She is a pretty good singer, she likes singing, loves her friends, may be distant at times sometimes wants to be alone. she got stains on her pants last year and she eats to many takis how is this woman not dead run away from her while you can Kidding, she's great and deserves love and she will love you like no other. (:
Melanie is a very good friend. She'll buy you food, she'll give you hugs, lots of love, be there for you through extremely hard times through a lot of bullshit, and ...be a sister to you. The best sister ever. Her tittys are 36d and she’s insane and will be very mad if you disappoint her. She can be a bit to much for some some she is short and has a metal water bottle for some special She is pretty wise she ...knows how to guide you through lifeeee...! She's beautiful as hell. Though she sometimes doesn't see it. :/ But it's clear to see. She is a pretty good singer, she likes singing, loves her friends, may be distant at times sometimes wants to be alone. she got stains on her pants last year and she eats to many takis how is this woman not dead run away from her while you can Kidding, she's great and deserves love and she will love you like no other. (:
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A girl with and auful personality that plays all the guys so she can look popular but really everyone hates her. They tend to look like rats or even mice.
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