the mark sanchez

n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.

it felt so good to have my boyfriend inside my anus, but then he gave me the mark sanchez, gross.

by howardversion1 December 26, 2010

Mark

Guys named Mark usually drive a big truck, have a small dick, and have problems with premature ejaculation.

"I waved at a guy in a Cummins earlier and he instantly jizzed himself."
"I bet his name is mark..."

by Dartanion December 31, 2016

Mark thomas

The most cutest guy in the world that helped jacob saggy tits get famous

Omg im going to meet mark today😍 Omg your so lucky your gonna meet mark thomas

by Qweeen-beeee May 19, 2018

mark

mark has a grainy ass hole
mark has a small penis

mark has a tiny tiny tiny tiny brain

by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018

Mark

Used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm of what was just said.

Sure, I'd love to come to your show. Mark.

by MaxFuckingRules September 9, 2006

Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Mark

Creepy creepy little sad man that wants to get with overweight women and women that are taken. One that has no life and is WEIRD. Pervert that wears sweats to class.

"Look at that guy over there."
" Ew, he is creepy, sitting there in sweats, looking at porn in class!"
"He is sooo a Mark!"

by Such A Bitch February 2, 2010