May 30

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

by SmileDe May 29, 2021

May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap

Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies

by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019

May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.

“What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”

by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

26th of may

National tash send max botty pics day (must include one vid)

Oh it’s 26th of may tash must send max botty pics

by Harry999999151537 May 26, 2021

May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021