your mom

A cowards way of admitting defeat in an argument.

Guy: Admit defeat already!
Troll: Your mom.

by gateboy6 June 11, 2013

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

proud mom

when your crush sends you something

friend one :“omg! he just sent me a snap!!”
friend 2 “proud mom!!”

by eva whiteee with 3 e’s June 7, 2018

mom cuck

A man who let s his mom control him.

Your a “mom cuck”you do everything she says!

by Momsboy June 9, 2019

mom bar

when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.

dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.

by drew2258 August 14, 2011

ur mom

the most powerful comeback/insult/repsonse. you will never come back from this.

spongebob: hey wyd?
patrick: ur mom
spongebob: 😟

by anonymous November 14, 2021

hockey mom

Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)

Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!

by Politic Ric October 22, 2010