lip readers

lycra pants intended for exercise but normally spotted on size 28 ladies at your local K-Mart. Fashion Circa 1980s

Don't you think my new t-shirt goes really nicely with my lip readers?

by Concise Oxford August 31, 2003

Onion lip

A sexual act where a man go's down on a female and notice's a nasty taste or smell, he than after tasting it kisses the inside of her thigh, then go's up n sucks on her lip so she has to deal with a nasty taste and odor for the next few hours not knowing what it is, when in actuality its the smell of her rotten onion on her lip.

Dude that chick was nasty so I gave her a fuckin "onion lip"!

by Jonutz March 26, 2011

silly lips

a)The sensation you get after visiting your dentist and getting novacaine, which drive the impulse to immitate a motor boat and drool all over your shirt.

b)Nickname for a messed up looking pussy

a)Well I finally got that tooth fixed but now I have silly lips.

b)Damn girl you have got some silly lips!!!!

by Lynchmob August 10, 2006

lip cookie

a very enjoyable dip

After work i looked forward to the relief of having a nice fat lip cookie

by Bgtom November 12, 2007

Limo Lip

The act of getting out of a car with no panties on and spreading the legs so the meat curtains are exposable.(Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears did it!)

Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears getting out of a car with photographers taking pics of their meat curtains.
Paris got out of the car showing some Limo lip.

by meechuacon March 14, 2011

banana lips

big lips

ross kerr has banana lips

by handle dad January 16, 2016

Chicken Lips

a.)You have had oral sex with a girl and have left over fluids on your mouth.(b.)To have humungous lips(c.)To have grease on your lips.

"man have you been licking pussy? You got da chicken lips."
"Man dat dude whooped yo ass cuz you got da chicken lips!"
"Popeye's chicken was good today I got da chicken lips!"

by J_Mo April 14, 2007