Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

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Story Juice

Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.

Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.

by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008

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strength juice

strength juice is basically any type of juice or drink that gives you energy...just like when you drink beer and you get beer muscles to start a bar fight...

like orange juice, red bull, coffee, 5 hour energy drink, snapple, protein shakes,

1: I just had my coffee and snapple

2: Oh, so you just had some strength juice.

1: Yup...

by blthrskt April 25, 2009

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Spilling the juice

To have your period

My girlfriend's such a dick when she's spilling the juice

Wtf is on your shirt? It looks like your mom just finished spillng the juice all over you.

by Hillbillypussy June 4, 2011

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juice-monkey

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole

1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.

by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005

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