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A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.
Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton
by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020
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josh-a-dome

A small, dark, congested locker room in the basement of Clinton Hall. In this "dome", under ground fights take place every Saturday afternoon. The josh-a-dome fights can be the mature solution to an argument/problem between two or more people, or the fights can just be like a cock fight where people take bets on the winner. Full contact is allowed. The contenders are free to punch, bite, and kick. When a fight is in progress, spectators are free to interfere with the fight by throwing couch pillows, chairs, shoes, wet paper towers or just simply squirt water bottles at the contenders. To win a match, a player must have his oppnent pinned and force them to say "I'm your bitch."
Yesterday, John called Pat a cock sucking tool. Being mature, Pat decided to fight him in the Josh-a-dome.
by Mr. Gzella October 22, 2006
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Josh hearn

An absloute twat with a terrible man bun will probably end up in jail in 2017
Oh hey do you know josh hearn? Yeah he is a twat i know haha
by Cutetats November 29, 2017
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josh wilson

Full on gassing from a josh wilson, all he says is just pure gas
by TheFrogOfJump January 22, 2014
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Josh

A boy who is notoriously got skids running down his arse cheeks.
by smoak July 18, 2014
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pulling a Josh

while playing any video game, and its your turn, he says wait let me just do this one thing. then he wont give up the dam controler EVER!!
ME:hey its my turn
OTHER PERSON:wait one more thing
ME:ok
15 MIN pass and he still havent gave it to you. YOUR PULLING A JOSH
by zackw November 25, 2009
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josh turner

A Retarded faggot with a big cheeks. Also another word for small penis
I said to billy that I don't want to suck your josh turner.
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