by petetoth March 16, 2009
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Get the Black Jesus mug.A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.
Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010
Get the Jesus bracelet mug.People who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
Christians are ok, it's the Jesus People that ruin things.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
by Dustin Like What June 27, 2004
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Get the Jesus mug.He is the savour of the world and the best guy to ever meet, sadly you cant meet him since he is in heaven but if you believe in him, when you die you will have eternal life in heaven with him. He created the world and then made us, wanting us to be full of the fruits of the spirit but then man kind sinned and we were separated from him. But then he came down to earth as a human and he was sacrificed on the cross ,and it must of been extremely painful, but he done it anyway because he loves us so much. So now because he sacrificed himself, when we sin we are forgiven and he will love us even when we sin and he will never love us less or more than your neighbour. You can find out alot more about this in this awesome book called the bible.
Jesus is the savour of the universe
by LovedByJesus September 30, 2018
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