J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 29, 2011

J-card

A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!

by YourBatteryIsLow April 05, 2013

Lily j

Extremely attractive bitch

I think you are a lily j because your attractive , will you be my bitch

by Lewily September 23, 2018

J

a Memphis/BlackHaven term for female. It's the short form of Junt, also a Memphis term.

Guy 1: Have u seen Rudy Gay's girl?

Guy 2: Hell yeah. That J fine as a mutha...

Guy1: Real talk, that J can get it from me mayne.

by chillis da realest out of Memp December 06, 2010

J-Bieb

A cute, hip shortening of Justin Bieber's name.

Did you see J-Bieb's new movie?

by TeresaPatron February 15, 2011

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 May 12, 2011

j lo

Her assis so big it probably makes her tight to fuck, which is why she has dated and slept with so many people. She will also be a future star in a big-butt Latia porn video.

I wonder how many loads I can bust in J-Lo's ass and pussy?

by boner September 08, 2003