Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation
ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 08, 2011
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face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way
“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see
by Urban out break January 26, 2020
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 05, 2022
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 05, 2022
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glass vagina

Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured
Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina
by Scottepants October 22, 2023
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Glass digger

Another term for a meth head, especially one who digs through glass and attempts to smoke it in hopes that it's meth.
She turns into a real glass digger when she's gone too long without her meth.
by dollar general September 22, 2023
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shattered blue glass

I got a shattered blue glass
by Associated February 15, 2023
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