hair fiasco

The sad outcome when you have your inexperienced best friend dye your hair after a shared bottle of lambrusco.

Last night Sunshine and I tried to dye my hair medium brown but it ended up as a hair fiasco pink because we got distracted watching Troy and left the solution in too long.

by Lou from Louisiana June 25, 2008

burger hair

cool hair that is very cool

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!

by 1293928339.9 November 9, 2021

Fallon Hair

To have crazy ass hair , but it looks good. Just like the legend, Jimmy Fallon.

When I walked in the office Monday morning, Sundance Immediately commented, “Damn Treyvoññ, you got some fresh Fallon Hair.”

by MrRogersSweater December 20, 2019

tail hair

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

When he took his boxer shorts off the tail hair was so long, it was almost was as long as his penis

by tory borty November 16, 2013

Pineapple hairs

What do you think it is the top of a pineapple

“Oh wow those pineapple hairs are stylish!”
Or
“OMG Betty your pineapples pineapple hairs poked me why would you do that omgggggggg”

by cmmwhitepuppy June 16, 2020

John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair

Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015