Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

Goose

An incredibly attractive and fun male.

He was such a goose like I need that.

by hsnyder September 26, 2021

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Super Goose

A superior being, stronger Han any man, faster than any bird, all-knowing and all-powerful. Some say he is even a Great Old One among the likes of Cthulhu.

Super Goose is amazing, strong, masculine, all-powerful. Don't ruffle his feathers or you'll suffer his wrath.

by CubeGuy March 10, 2021

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Goose

The most evil thing in existence

Goose go brrrrr

by egg from 4082 March 28, 2021

egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021