Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Sack Flaps

Sack Flaps are a rare genital disease that gives the unlucky victim an extra, saggier pair of nuts. This extra pair usually hangs lower than the typical pair.

Hey bro, do you have sack flaps!?? I could see them through your thin leggings.

by tambah May 01, 2024

Ass Flaps

Round pleather straps that resemble horse chaps that accentuate ass flappyness.

Check out those ass flaps on Paul Martin.

by ******.........********* May 25, 2015

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

by Mortifera March 27, 2008

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

by Mortifera March 26, 2008

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 26, 2018

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020