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fist to five

intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers
The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards
by Wei Jia January 19, 2022
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Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 3, 2023
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Fist 2 5

This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn
Class on a Fist 2 5 how good do u know that
by Thomas V The Tree October 18, 2008
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Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro
Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.
by The memeler May 30, 2025
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fist sandwhich

a fighting term that is used to punch someone in the mouth

also when someone talks bad to you, you punch them with your fist
Person 1: "You ain't nothin' "
Person 2: "Do you want this fist sandwhich?????"
by uebfjufs March 20, 2017
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doom fisting

When you violate some one with a big glove like a thanos glove or hulk glove
“I heard billy is in the hospital because his girlfriends was doom fisting his ass”
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner
Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler
by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018
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