Evan gets all the ladies
by iceman2rr September 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by bruh nuts February 23, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by Étienne September 16, 2021
Get the Evanmug. A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.
Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh
by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021
Get the evanmug.