stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.

I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.

by Oklahoma rancher May 3, 2018

drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

Anime Drunk

A type of mindset after you watch anime, you act really weird in this mindset. It can also change from what anime you watched, for example, if you watched harem anime, you will be considered as high anime drunk, but if you watched Shonen or adventure type, you may be considered as low anime drunk or just anime drunk. This can happen after you watched anime for at least an hour, and to not get anime drunk, you can change the genre of anime you watch every hour, so that it balances out.

I'm anime drunk right now, I watched too much anime, what shall I do?

by IMaWeeb300 July 29, 2021

drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012

Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!

"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"

by ae17 December 26, 2012

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012