alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016

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proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.

Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk

by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016

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ethnic drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own

White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.

by allthegoodnamesaretake6969 July 21, 2016

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stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

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hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.

I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.

by Oklahoma rancher May 3, 2018

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drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

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