drunk jaklyn

Usually has red hair, takes big naps, super friendly, and tries to fight.

She keeps trying to fight me, that drunk Jaklyn best step away.

by hannahisaloser March 20, 2017

Jabba Drunk

When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.

He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!

by JenBamer April 28, 2019

Becca Drunk

Being So wasted you don’t know left from right.

She got Becca Drunk last night!!!

by Cheezmcnuggets April 4, 2019

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

drunk train

The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.

We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.

by draco677 May 17, 2016

Drunk soccer

Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.

How to play:

Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).

That was an epic game of drunk soccer, the other team was wasted.

by arminel01 November 21, 2013

Gamer's Drunk

the inebriated state you get in when you're up late, whether your playing a game or just on the internet, and you realize its much later than you thought, and everything is alot funnier and techno music is as good as drugs

1. I wish I was Gamer's Drunk so I could appreciate this song better.
2. He must have been Gamer's Drunk when i played with him cuz he laughed the entire time we played the match.

by Baznad Damian Typo November 27, 2009