Drunk Lag

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 04, 2010

pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.

After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".

by Firestorm515 November 29, 2016

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more

by Fucked as drunk May 24, 2018

hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.

I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.

by Oklahoma rancher January 21, 2018

Drunk With Disorders

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.

David is such a Drunk With Disorders

by ClownJuice March 22, 2022

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 09, 2018

tramp drunk

The level of drunk, where your clothes and hair are a mess and your motor functions are failing - barely able to speak other than grunts and curse words you may have lost control of your bladder, but you fail to acknowledge it.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.

Person 1: How drunk are we getting tonight?
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!

by Ayo_wen December 13, 2013