Donut

donut is a very smart and he likes me UwU

donut: you are very hot
this site: ty UwU :flushed:

by donutboi420 October 10, 2020

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.

“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”

by Dizzaster June 25, 2021

Donut dinner

(v); to take plump chicks to a fancy donut establishment until they can’t breathe normally anymore.

I donut dinner’d that fat ratchet thot

by thottie1469 March 26, 2019

Jelly donut

When you eat a girl out on her period

Him: can I eat it tonight? 😏

Her: No.. I’m on my thing…sorry😞

Him: Don't be sorry, I’m down for a jelly donut if you are 😏

by Kingston stone March 22, 2024

dizzy donut

We all have dealt with this annoying, test of patience. The dizzy donut is what we see in the middle of the computer screen while we are left in limbo, waiting for these fast computers to catch up with our powerful human brains.

The creator of the "dizzy donut " needed something to complete his software, thanks to his dog chasing it's tale that day, to inspire him.

by ☆RAVEN357☆ March 8, 2024

Cuban Donut Hole

Wen u shit in a bitches mouth and she spits it back in ur butthole

My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend

by Brap Brap360 March 10, 2021