A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011
Get the Dirty Milkmaidmug. Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.
Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.
by LargeDavid March 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Kirkmug. Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.
Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.
Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.
by Bob Fife December 9, 2018
Get the Dirty Mistymug. by Andy Blacke April 28, 2008
Get the Dirty Harveymug. A dirty Paige is a woman who will go down and give you that gawk gawk, nipple twister, ball buster 3000 and once she's done swallowing all of your kids she will get up then shake you mothers hand, as if she wasnt just tugging on your cock like she was trying to milk an old sick cow.
Dude man#1: bro my mom hates my girl and she's dull asf i think im gonna bump her.
Man dude#2: awe bro that sucks i dont have that problem i met a FREAK. Her names Paige.
Dude man#1: im gonna go get myself a Dirty Paige.
Man dude#2: awe bro that sucks i dont have that problem i met a FREAK. Her names Paige.
Dude man#1: im gonna go get myself a Dirty Paige.
by Babygirl1719 July 29, 2020
Get the Dirty Paigemug. When the food you're eating is greasy, nasty, and otherwise disgusting, but you could care less because it is so good.
Man, this Rally's/Checker's Big Bufford sure is dirty good.
top examples include:
Rally's/Checker's
Hardees/Carl's Jr.
anything with grease dripping off, etc...
top examples include:
Rally's/Checker's
Hardees/Carl's Jr.
anything with grease dripping off, etc...
by Clay Davis December 12, 2007
Get the dirty goodmug. whilst in a threesome (two men one woman) during double penetration the guy on top or standing up blows his man goo on the poor unsuspecting bros testi's
by gay, homo, fag, asshole, DP August 12, 2009
Get the Dirty Buchananmug.