cooked up niggaz

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard

Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”

by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023

Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025

Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.

You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.

by Okaym8 November 22, 2022

my mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

by Arjun meghwal November 26, 2020

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021

taiya cooke

the fittest person to ever live

taiya cooke is the fittest girl in the entire existence

by luke.sim0 December 1, 2022