Jacksonville Black Coffee 

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral

She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee

Jacksonville Black Coffee by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 8, 2011

naval coffee 

origin jerrish. Coffee that has been poured into a individuals favorite coffee mug with a layer of semen put into the bottom of the favorite mug before pouring said coffee into the favorite mug.

Unsuspecting boss pissed me off I fixed him up with a naval coffee.

naval coffee by JerDO August 21, 2006

iced coffee 

frame of mind in which the subject is hot and gettin cooler

that dude's got it all. he's iced coffee.

iced coffee by omar hesse June 24, 2008

cup of coffee 

Commonly used in an escort review to refer to an orgasm. Symbolic of ejaculate that is or will be released.

I spilled my first cup. After a little break, she offered me a second cup.

cup of coffee by pinmedown September 5, 2005

Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.

So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!

Tea or coffee by AJay7 August 16, 2006

Nose coffee

Another fucked up name for cocaine

That dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he's warped right the fuck out of her

Nose coffee by SexyAssGinger11 December 8, 2015

Hot Coffee 

The GTA San Andreas mod that caused the came to receive an Adults-only rating by the ESRB. The mod allows the player access to previously included (but not accessible) explict gameplay.

Scott: 'I have to get a hold of Hot Coffee'
David: 'I've already got it - it's some funky shiat'

Hot Coffee by Rock DJ August 26, 2005