Claudia is a mysterious girl
You won't regret getting to know her, she is beautiful and sweet, she cares about her loved ones with her whole heart, she will fight for them.
Claudia hasn't always had it easy, she won't open up easily but once she does you will want to care for her deeply.
She is worth it.
You won't regret getting to know her, she is beautiful and sweet, she cares about her loved ones with her whole heart, she will fight for them.
Claudia hasn't always had it easy, she won't open up easily but once she does you will want to care for her deeply.
She is worth it.
by AOldFriend November 24, 2021
Get the Claudia mug.The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
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1. An informal insult used to call someone stupid.
2. an annoying ass bitch in that movie elemental i want to burn that motherfucker an act of god or an act of clod bitch an act of satan shut the fuck up i hope you shoot urself u fat ass bitch ur head built like the roundy head on roblox you dumb motherfucker get electricuted or some shit u fruity lil bitch ur voice actor sounds like he got botched plastic surgery on his lips why did they even try to add hair onto him like damn that shit furrier than a fursuit bro he couldnt even shave that shit he prob rips it out and starts jerking off with it
2. an annoying ass bitch in that movie elemental i want to burn that motherfucker an act of god or an act of clod bitch an act of satan shut the fuck up i hope you shoot urself u fat ass bitch ur head built like the roundy head on roblox you dumb motherfucker get electricuted or some shit u fruity lil bitch ur voice actor sounds like he got botched plastic surgery on his lips why did they even try to add hair onto him like damn that shit furrier than a fursuit bro he couldnt even shave that shit he prob rips it out and starts jerking off with it
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by bigpoofan312 July 1, 2023
Get the Clod mug.The duo to end all duos, the next motherfucking bonny and clyde kinda motherfuckers. If you cross one of them god himself will come down to fuck you up. They both are genuinely the warmest and most welcoming badasses that are alive. They generally have one charactersitic that is the polar opposite of one of the others characteristic. But they overcome that and profit from their diversity. Elon and Grimes kinda mfers tbh.
Girl A: Damn Girlb B you and your boyfriend are such a Florian & Claudia couple. You are a tankie and he is a cappie.
Girl B: Hihi I know, but we like it and now he pays his taxes not in the US but in Cuba.
Girl B: Hihi I know, but we like it and now he pays his taxes not in the US but in Cuba.
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Get the a se claudi mug.A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.
Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
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