Clapped

Legally stupid.

Your so fuckin clapped mate.

by gam3ral May 22, 2019

Clap Train

Having an Std and infecting multiple people

Can you believe she started the clap train

by Cookietwister July 30, 2025

Clapped

Madly dumb like hella dumb

U are hella clapped get a job mate

by Clappedchild March 10, 2019

clapped

jake thomas reddington

omg jake is the definition of clapped xxx

by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clapped

To be way more higher than usual (smoking weed)

I smoked 6 blunts yesterday and i was clapped

by Sbh50pesos401 January 14, 2019