by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019
Get the Black Jesusmug. by petetoth March 16, 2009
Get the Jesus-cheapmug. A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.
Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010
Get the Jesus braceletmug. People who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
Christians are ok, it's the Jesus People that ruin things.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
by Dustin Like What June 27, 2004
Get the jesus peoplemug. A carpenter who lived some time from 1 to 30 AD before getting executed by crucifixion.
In Christianity, he is God's son and sent to Earth to die for mankind's sins so it can be forgiven. Because of this, the cross is associated with Christianity.
Interestingly, in Islam, he is said to be a prophet rather than the son of God. He's also mentioned the most often compared to any other person in the Quran.
In both, it is written that he also preached (Christianity in the case of Christianity and Islam in the case of Islam). It's also written that Jesus was born to a person called Mary, who was a virgin - both religions agree that this was due to divine intervention.
In Christianity, he is God's son and sent to Earth to die for mankind's sins so it can be forgiven. Because of this, the cross is associated with Christianity.
Interestingly, in Islam, he is said to be a prophet rather than the son of God. He's also mentioned the most often compared to any other person in the Quran.
In both, it is written that he also preached (Christianity in the case of Christianity and Islam in the case of Islam). It's also written that Jesus was born to a person called Mary, who was a virgin - both religions agree that this was due to divine intervention.
by a doorknob October 2, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. A guy who's willing to care for anyone he knows. Jesus is always positive no matter how much you think you can turn him down. Sometimes you see him alone wondering what's he thinking, probably he's having emotional thoughts either that they like to embrace loneliness.Jesus usally loves doing sports because they love to entertain people that they can do so much more, he's very athletelic! Once Jesus falls for you , you will not regret it, he will take care for you, make time for you, heck he might even kiss you out of no where! Jesus will sometimes be nervous around you when your surrounded with your friends he likes it when your with him all the time.
Jesus:"What's up man is there anything stressing you out?"
Friend:"Sup Jesus, and yea my those juniors over there keep calling me names."
Jesus:"You know what you should ignore'em and try not to create conflict".
Friend: "Alright man thank your the best".
Jesus:"Anytime bud".
Friend:"Sup Jesus, and yea my those juniors over there keep calling me names."
Jesus:"You know what you should ignore'em and try not to create conflict".
Friend: "Alright man thank your the best".
Jesus:"Anytime bud".
by WhiteFox106 November 25, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.
by ncummins681 October 6, 2020
Get the Jesusmug.