1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
Get the Z-Load mug.When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
by Pika McJones March 9, 2019
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Get the Full Loading mug.Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
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“Remember fruit by the foot?”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
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