Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.

I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams

by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Skater Boner

When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.

Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.

by kankz_69 May 22, 2017

Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

by Alverickflair September 26, 2015

Syrian Boner

When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.

Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016

Skin and Boners

When, because of all the sex you've been having, you have lost all the fat on your body. This can be because you have had to stop eating, or been spending so much energy. Usually stopped by bringing whipped cream to the bedroom.

Stacey: "Holy crap, your boyfriend has lost alot of weight! He's skin and bones!"

Jane: "Skin and boners, actually."

by Ploofy4 April 23, 2010

Mental Boner

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

by Candles18 July 9, 2011